Women professing: “It’s a man’s world” are using the same logic that would have claimed “America to be a slaves county”.
Men work cause no one is offering to make their car payments. If women had to buy men dinner, drinks and a movie because they’re trying to get some dick, you’d see truckloads of ambitious female presidential candidates at every election.
They call it the glass ceiling when in reality it’s the glass slipper. What modern day Cinderella is going to cry inequality because she wants to continue mopping floors if there’s room for advancement after a prince shows up at her door? Because, if the shoe fits… that’s all the “work” a woman needs to do, just let her foot fit a shoe. Then they are a princess. When a guy stops by, just put your foot in the shoe.
“Proof is in the numbers,” they cry! But the truth is that there just aren’t as many women trying to be president. And why would there be? Being president is still a job. And not having to ever work is the real winner in the game of life. And, if it’s a man’s world, how come men are the only one’s that don’t know: “Life is too short to waste it working?”
I rather be told “stop” than “no
If my mom swallowed, I probably would never have been born.
The Utility Wars
What’s with all the Billboards around Los Angeles for the Southern California Gas Company? Are they worried we are going to change are Barbecue’s to Hotplates? Or re-wire our apartments so we can change to electric oven?
What’s the reason they’re wasting money on advertising? How about they just lower our over-priced bill.
Inspired by Doug Stanhope
What makes people think our military is voluntary? Because we didn’t draft kids to go to war?
Government and society urge people to breed, especially the dumb ones. And then keep our economy fucked so all the aggressive, testosterone filled retards, itching to beat up someone and have no hope of finding a career with little education that is able to support 4 kids - have no other choice but to join the military.
If you rape a hooker, wouldn’t that be considered shoplifting?
I find myself asking random men in their late 60’s, that have my same features, if they were roadies for the Stones around 1974… I sure hope my mom didn’t send me on a wild goose chase.
Q:your a twat
You sound like my mother.
Spice Girls Reunite
Is it over if the fat lady lip sync’s? #spicegirlsreunite
I just Googled “Rick Santorum has not yet answered the questions”, and got 153,000,000 results.
Shit White Girls say… to Black Girls
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